Thursday, June 30, 2011

I'm Moving to Vegas to Become a Go-Go Dancer!

DAY EIGHT: Write a poem.


Clearly this 28-Day Challenge thingy has been a fail, as it is far past 28 days since I started this challenge and yet I’m only on DAY EIGHT. Whomp whomp. As for my poem, here’s a lil haiku for ya…


I’m really hungry

I would like a rack of ribs

Wow I’m a fat ass.


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“It’s hard to make a living when all we do is work”


I recently heard this quote somewhere, and it’s stuck with me ever since. Let’s repeat it together: “It’s hard to make a living when all we do is work.”


The other day I was joking around with my dad, reminding him that he essentially has gotten a big salary raise now that I’m done with Penn and am no longer subjecting him to a ridiculous financial burden. I told him that he and my mom should go on a long 3-week vacation somewhere. They work hard, they deserve it, plus they’re both self-employed so it’s not that big of a deal to just take off from work right? WRONG! My dad replies that he can’t afford to take 3 weeks off…he’s got bills to pay, too many patients to see, and an office to uphold. And I thought to myself, damn, has my dad become a slave to his work?! Has he too become that stereotypical American workaholic?!


Somehow the Europeans have mastered what it means “to live.” In France, everyone is guaranteed, BY LAW, 5 weeks of PAID vacation days. Meanwhile, in America, there isn’t even a law requiring employers to grant employees vacation. You’re considered lucky if your boss gives you 2 weeks off! In Sweden, parents get 13 months PAID maternity leave, while in America you get 12 weeks UNPAID and usually ZERO job security. (Baby daddies in Sweden are livin it up!!)


So, it really irks me when people say, “there’s nothing like living in America.” Yes, America is great, but it seems like people here work harder and get less benefits. People in other countries seem to have more free time to live and spend less time slaving in an office. When people say, there’s no place like America, I say "yes, in fact there is...it’s called Australia" (minimum wage is almost double what it is here in America and you get 4 weeks PAID vacation by law).


And then when Americans do go on vacation, we’re lounging on the beach with our laptops and Blackberries. I’ll never forget going to Miami for Spring Break with my parents and every five seconds, my mom was on her phone with one of her employees; the woman never got a break! Now if she had competent workers, that may not have been a problem, but the fact that they knew she’d answer if they called shows just how attached we can be to our work. So even when we are trying to “make a living," we can't seem to get away from work, work, work!


In America, we definitely seem to value material things over life experiences. While we Americans are taking our little week vacations to the same tired ol’ South Beach, Las Vegas, Caribbean islands, our European counterparts are spending weeks exploring Southeast Asia, going on African safaris, chillin beachside in the Polynesian islands. No wonder 63% of Americans can’t locate Iraq on a map. I think it has to do with our lack of vacation time to explore the world PLUS our love for the finer things in life. We’d much rather drive a pimped out Escalade and spend summer vacation in Atlantic City over a fuel-efficient scooter and a memory-filled excursion through the Outback. Let’s keep in mind…I never met a single American backpacker while I was in Australia. We just don’t do such things!


On another note, all this talk about work and living and finding a balance has got me thinking about the rules to life…..and how there aren’t any! Slight update on the current state of my life: It’s been 7 weeks since I graduated Penn and I still admittedly don’t have the slightest clue what I’m doing with my life! And frankly, I’ve become a pro at avoiding the subject altogether. But I’ve realized that this avoidance stems from me being afraid to make a prominent decision that might throw people for a loop or isn’t considering customary to the unwritten rules to a graduate’s post-college experience. It’s expected that I go to college, do some internships throughout college, network network network, graduate, get a job in the same field I interned in, and keep climbing up the ladder. The Wharton grad who decides instead that he wants to pursue a rap career is looked at as a madman. However, I fully support the crazy Wharton grad and admire him for saying screw the rules and doing what he wants to do. Why? Because there aren’t any rules in life and sometimes I think we forget that!


Giving “the rules” the finger takes some risk, but might also open up the possibility to truly enjoy life. Right now I'm kind of deciding between 1. getting a job in TV/film and sticking with the original plan or 2. saying screw "the rules" and moving to The Bahamas to become a server at Senor Frogs or shipping off to Vegas and working as a go-go dancer at Privé to pay the bills. Just kidding! But you see what I mean…my biggest worry right now is whether or not sticking to the rules and my original plan is going to compromise my current thirst to travel, rebel and be young and dumb, and spend my twenties having lifelong experiences outside of an office setting. The mere thought of sitting in an office chair, staring at a computer, answering phones in a few months makes me want to break out in hives.


Decisions, decisions! All I know is, I don’t want to be kicking myself 40 years from now saying “it was hard to make a living, cuz all I did was work.”


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FYI: Monday, July 4th at 9pm HBO is playing a documentary called “Citizen USA: A 50 State Road Trip” where the filmmaker attends naturalization ceremonies in all 50 states and meets brand-new citizen to learn why they chose America as their home. Should be interesting…

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

An Eventful Weekend in The Bahamas!

DAY SEVEN: Write about the arts (music, art, dancing, etc).


DANCE. Dance used to be a HUGE part of my life. I did ballet and jazz from ages like 6-16. I stopped dancing when I got to college. Got lazy, never got the courage to try out for a dance team. I have trouble watching So You Think You Can Dance, because I miss dance that much and always wonder what could have been. MUSIC. I’m a huge fan of music. I have the most eclectic iTunes library on the face of this planet. I don’t discriminate when it comes to music. I listen to just about anything. My iTunes on shuffle: 1. “Cash Flow” by Major Lazer, 2. “I’m Still in Love With You” by Al Green, 3. “Bittersweet Symphony” by The Verve, 4. “Radio Ga Ga” by Queen. ART. I appreciate art. I dig museums. I love to paint.


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So I’ve been M.I.A. from my blog for quite a while cuz I been busy hustling and tryna get that paper (aka I been reading my sister’s friends’ med school essays and getting paid $20-45 to proofread/edit them). Another slightly less dorky reason I’ve been away is because of a lil trip to THE BAHAMAS aka my new favorite place in the world! It was a much needed girls trip with my sister, Mom, and Grandma that started at the beach and ended at Senor Frogs : )


I was highly impressed with The Bahamas…from the people to the beaches to the downtown area. As a Jamaican, I tend to be highly bias of the islands, but I have to admit that The Bahamas is giving Jamaica a run for its money. And I also learned that behind the US and Canada, it’s the third richest country in the Americas and one of the richest in the world where the majority of the population is Black. Shoutout to my black

folk! Anyways, thought I’d give yal a little play by play of our pretty eventful trip…


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**WEDNESDAY**

5am flight. Yup we’re cheap and had to book THAT flight. We all packed light for the first time in our lives and then get to the airport and face $100 in checked-baggage charges. FAIL.

Arrive at The Bahamas airport, which is undergoing major construction. We depart the plane and have to walk what feels like a mile across the tarmac to some other random building to go through immigration. Nice start to the trip! Arrive at The Sheraton Nassau Beach Resort and finally realize we’re in paradise! Get to our hotel room by 10am and knock out cold by 10:05.


Rub eye boogers out of our eyes at about 2pm, put on our bathing suits, and hit the beach where we’re met with this…

We start to get hungry but we didn’t buy the all-inclusive package and have to pay out of pocket for food. Stop by the poolside restaurant and see $17 burgers on the menu! Yikes! My sister and I immediately schlep down the street to Burger King, which is having a sale on the Original Chicken Sandwich meal—only $4.99! We wonder how on Earth we’re going to survive and eat for the rest of the vacation : ( Get back to the beach and my mom, Mrs. I-Can-Make-Friends-With-Anyone, has SURPRISE-SURPRISE made a friend with a fellow Jamaican woman who’s in The Bahamas selling timeshares. She invites us to a free lunch tomorrow…all we have to do is listen to some timeshares presentation. Sign us up!


For dinner, we decide to hit up one of the resort’s restaurants called Amici. $14 appetizers and $36 meals. This should be interesting! My sister suffices with a salad and my mom and I split a meal. Then our waiter, Bertis, treats us to free drinks. When he brings the bill, we see he only charged us for our meal…the salad and drinks were on the house. We’re eating here every night!


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**THURSDAY**

Free lunch! Afterwards, my sister and I hit the beach, then go to the pool, then back to the beach, then the pool again…ahhh vacation : ) I start reading "The Giver," meanwhile my sister is reading "Catcher in the Rye"—two books we shamefully should have read decades ago. We look over and a Black-Hispanic couple is getting married. Gotta love interracial love : )


Dinner at Amici’s and this time Bertis truly outdid himself! He treated us to a bottle of wine, free Strawberry Daquiris, Caesar salad for appetizer, 4 entrees, and dessert for each of us (worth: $300+, check: $157, what Bertis made us pay: 89bucks). Across the restaurant a wedding party is having their rehearsal dinner and it’s another interracial couple…this resort sure loves The Swirl!


In the middle of eating our dinner, a tall cutie and seemingly member of the wedding party comes over to our table and throws the whole "don't I know you?" pick-up line at my sister! They chitchat and upon him leaving, my mom, Grandma, and I badger my sister with questions and analyze the situation, as this NEVER happens in real life…only in the movies! My grandma demands to know his profession, his college major, and basically his mother’s maiden name and is upset with my sister for not gathering this information from their short 3-minute conversation.


Head back to our room and watch a cheesy JLO movie. I later struggle to sleep due to my mom and grandma’s snoring competition and my sister kicking me in the groin every hour or so.


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**FRIDAY**

Fish fry, fish fry, fish fry. Everyone keeps telling us we have to go to the fish fry. We board the local bus and head into the city to find this infamous fish fry. We finally get to see Nassau outside of our resort and realize the city is undergoing loads of construction due to “Bahamar” (a major resort metropolis project being built on the island: http://www.bahamar.com/). We get to the fish fry and its basically a row of restaurants selling baked conch, fried conch, conch fritters, sautéed conch…clearly conch is a delicacy here.


We choose a restaurant and our experience was subpar. Our waiter moved like molasses and the food was extra greasy. We head back to our resort and chill on the beach.


Dinner at Amici’s then we head to the world famous Atlantis Resort, which is on Paradise Island. We get there and realize the place is like a mini-Las Vegas. We also learn it costs $120 for day-passes to their water park. (Guess we can cross that plan off our list!) Grandma and Mom check out the casino while my sister and I hit the nightclub, which charges $50 for non-Guest females.

Naturally, my sister gets us in for free : )


The nightclub is fun, but filled with too many teenagers and an Italian posse with their shirts buttoned down to

their navels.


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**SATURDAY**

It’s blazing hot today and we spend the day going in and out of the water. In the pool, I overhear a conversation that epitomizes childhood:


Six-year-old #1: Wanna play Shark?

Six-year-old #2: Ok, how do you play?

Six-year-old #1: I’m the shark and I chase you around.

Six-year-old #2: (ponders for a moment) Ok!


We watch yet another interracial wedding on the beach...


Our final dinner at Amici’s and Bertis already has our table picked out. Sad to depart him but thank him for the excellent service : ) Head upstairs to the lounge and listen to a jazz singer before heading to bed.


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**SUNDAY**

Unfortunately it’s time to depart Nassau. But first we head downtown to the market to buy some nicknacks. I’m disturbed by the amount of Bob Marley t-shirts, towels, bags, etc that I see, seeing as Bob Marley is Jamaican! Hello people?! Get your own reggae icon Bahamas!


We head to Senor Frogs to join all the drunk white people coming off of the cruise ships. We each (with the exception of my God-fearing Grandmother) order Bahama Mamas and get a little tipsy….my sister does the ChaCha slide. Three shades from being drunk and disorderly later, we finally head to the airport and leave The Bahamas : (


Our layover in Charlotte is extended an extra hour. I do some intense people-watching and realize the trend among young Southern men...


…I decide I prefer my rough-around-the-edges NJ/NYC boys much better. After a freezing cold flight home...


Me: Do you have any blankets?

Stewardess: Sorry, we only have enough for first class passengers. But you may purchase one (of our paper thin "blankets") for $7?


...we’re back in good ol’ Jersey.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Must See Movie: TROUBLE THE WATER !!

DAY SIX: Recommend some books to read.

The Power of One, Holes, Catcher in the Rye, Life is Funny, Great Expectations, The Laws of Thinking, Winesburg Ohio

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If you take anything away from my blog, it should be this post right here!


The other day I saw one of the best documentary films I’ve ever seen and I am writing today to urge everyone to download it ASAP and watch it!


The movie I’m talking about is called Trouble the Water. It’s a Hurricane Katrina movie, but unlike other documentaries or news specials about the hurricane, this film takes you inside Hurricane Katrina in a way no one has ever shown.

(If you’re into accolades, then you must know that this film was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Documentary Film, won a Grand Jury Prize at the Sundance Film Festival, and was included in film critic Roger Ebert’s “best of 2008” list. Basically this movie is proven to be the shit so you need to download it and watch it now!)

The film contains REAL LIVE footage shot by 24-year-old Kimberly Roberts and her husband, residents of the poverty-stricken 9th Ward in New Orleans, the day before the storm, during the storm, and after the storm. Kimberly takes her camera around her lively neighborhood before the storm and introduces us to friends and family, some packing up and evacuating the city, some sticking around with hopes that the storm will pass rather peacefully, some people we sadly never see again. Kimberly keeps her videocamera rolling as the storm rages on and the levees in New Orleans break, rushing water into her home and forcing her and her family into the attic. We watch as Kimberly, her family, and her neighbors work together to survive (with ZERO help from the government or local authorities, might I add) and then rebuild their lives and their community after Katrina. Sounds like a dramatic disaster movie à la The Day After Tomorrow, right? And I’m telling you…some of the footage is so crippling you forget that what you’re watching was real life! The trailer:


When I first saw Inception, my mind was on roller coaster and working overtime trying
to keep track of all the stories and backstories and subplots, etc. Likewise, Trouble the Water sends your emotions on a roller coaster ride. One minute you’ll be crying (or maybe that’s just me), the next you’re be joyful, the next you’ll be angry! The film weaves in archival footage of news reports about looters and “refugees” (let's not call them people trying to survive or American citizens ripped from their homes) and Bush talking plain nonsense, with tragic images of people standing for days on their rooftops literally pleading to be rescued and 911 phone calls of people begging for help only to be told “there are no rescue teams out at the moment.” In fact, there’s one specific scene in the movie, that made me so disgusted with the American government in its entirety that I instantly in that moment felt like packing up my bags, moving to Australia, adopting a Jamaican accent, and pretty much dissociating myself with this country…seriously!

Now, there’s no question I WAS NOT a fan of the Bush administration, or conservatives in general for that matter, and this movie only affirms my beliefs. But I think this film is also a must-see for everyone no matter what your political affiliation may be. There’s no denying after watching this movie that you’ll begin to question whether some citizens of this country are treated as second-class citizens. And the movie is bound to get you thinking…if the hypothetical levees of Beverly Hills broke, would the government all
ow these people...


...to stand on rooftops for days begging for their own government to help them?

Hurricane Katrina certainly isn’t old news. Many people are still living the effects of the hurricane and their stories must not be forgotten! This film reminds you of the serious race and class issues this country has (in case you forgot) and should always be looked at critically! So please download and watch this film ASAP!

**FYI: You can rent the DVD from Netflix or download it (illegally) from ANY torrent website.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

What I ALREADY Miss About College!

DAY FIVE: A list of things you fancy doing.

Traveling, watching TV, watching movies, surfing the Internet, writing this blog, discovering new music, reading screenplays, reading books, reading magazines, reading blogs, dancing, partying, talking to strangers, skyping with friends, painting, crocheting, writing lists, surfing Wikipedia, online shopping, Facebook stalking, eating, cooking, baking, not working out, playing board games, making bucket lists, tweeting, swimming, getting pampered, playing with my dog Haze...

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So I’m not gonna lie…summer boredom is starting to kick in. I can only do nothing for so long until doing nothing starts to feel tedious. Well, I've already written a blog post about the 10 things I DON'T miss about college...Given the current state of my life, I thought it only made sense that I countdown the top 8 things I’m already missing about college : (


1.
All the little people—When you think of the people you’ll miss the most from college, you tend to immediately think of all your close friends who are moving across the country and around the world to pursue jobs and grad school. Although I love my friends and miss SOME of them dearly, I think the people I’m starting to miss the most are all the little people! You know…the overly friendly card swiping lady at Commons (cafeteria) who always put a smile on my face, my boys Juan and Jose at Allegro’s Pizzeria who happily greeted my greedy ass at 2am every weekend, Rich the bartender at Blarneys who made it his mission to always get me and my friends wasted by pushing free 20 ounce Long Islands our way throughout the night, and that insanely hot guy who shall not be named who my friends and I have all crushed on since freshman year—basically all the people who have filled in the gaps in our days and nights and made the last four years rather meaty. You all will be missed!

2. CampusFood.com—Only the Lord up above knows just how much money
CampusFood.com got from me over the last 4 years. As disgusting of a thought that is, I can really do for some Campusfood right now!! I’ve been eating leftover jerk chicken and curry goat from my graduation party for the past week!

3. Taking naps—So I’m definitely still taking naps. After all, I am still unemployed and the summer heat is so draining in my house some days that no matter how late I sleep in, I always find myself dozing off. However, I know once I hit the job market, I’ll be saying bye-bye to nap times. The other day, I was talking to this girl who works for a top financial firm in NYC and she revealed that they have a “quiet room.” It’s basically a soundproof room where people can go to distress, but more times than not, people go there to take naps! I think I might have to see if they’re hiring…

4. Lab studies—Who doesn’t love free money?? At Penn, Wharton Behavioral Labs
, aka BLabs, were a way of life for many of us. It only took one hour of your time to fill out some computer surveys and you walked out with 10 bucks. I remember fall semester senior year, fresh and broke from Sydney and an unpaid internship in the city, I was scheduling BLabs like they were my job! It was to the point where the technician knew my name.

Q. How do you know you’re a broke ass Penn student? A. When the BLab technician becomes your BFF.

5. Pottruck (College gym)—I didn’t step foot in Pottruck not even once after spring break. Yup, I’d let myself go (resulting in my disgusting 10 pound weight gain…damn shame). However, having Pottruck as an option was great! Although it wasn’t exactly free; my parents did pay for Pottruck as part of Penn tuition…not having to shell out my OWN money was magical! Forseeing myself signing up for a gym membership once I hit the real world makes my stomach rolls curl…


6. Being a slacker
My work ethic during my final spring semester was quite shameful. Few people know about my 2000 word final paper for one of my major classes in which I submitted only 1000 words and got a 4/10 grade (only God knows how I finished that class with a B-). However, those days of slacking are over and done with! In the real world, you slack at work and you’re fired, which can result in homelessness, begging on the streets, and forced prostitution! And nobody wants that!

7. Learning—As painful as going to class b
ecame, I did learn quite a bit while I was in college (one would only hope so)! Some of my favorite classes: Race and Ethnic Relations—learned that white people are evil, Screenwriting Workshop—learned that Rocky is actually a really good movie, the Study of Whiteness—learned again that white people are evil, Media and Militarism—learned that Republicans are evil, and Children and the Media—learned that Sesame Street is the shiznit. However, in the real world, those painful recitations, final papers, and annotated bibliographies will only be replaced with scheduling meetings for a boss I’ll probably hate and working on projects with impossible deadlines.

8. Summer break—
Unless I move to France where five-weeks paid vacation is mandatory, after this summer, I can kiss my summer vacations goodbye : (